Once upon a time there were two very boring girls...
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Awesome!
Holly's Chore List
- Pop down to Sahuarita to watch Shannon's kids
- Paint bedroom and accent wall.
- Clean rest of wallies off the wall.
- Cook me a hot dinner, and have ready when I get home.
- Play with Catlynn and Humphry.
- Do dishes.
- Re-seed the lawn.
- Kill all the weeds in the yard.
- Finish cleaning the library.
Contributors
You owe me!
- Melissa owes Emily one bag of snacks.
- Holly owes Shannon one Butterbus day pass.
Master Birthday List
- Jan 5: Dawn
- Jan 10: Valani
- Jan 25: Andy
- Feb 26: Caleb
- May 14: Mom
- May 24: Dad
- June 24: Richard
- July 13: Shannon
- Aug 6: Holly
- Aug 7: Lillipad
- Sept 21: Noah
- Sept 23: Emily
- Oct 3: Crystal
- Oct 4: Chris
- Oct 4: Sarah
- Nov 2: Karen
- Nov 24: Michael
- Dec 8: Rich
- Dec 23: Melissa
Christmas Countdown
Yay!
24 comments:
...named Holly and Melissa. They were so boring...
...they decided to liven up their lives by plotting to take down a mysterious organization whose head was known only as "Baker Mommy." First part of their plan was...
...to destroy all cooking utensils in the kingdom. Without her source of baking power, Baker Mommy would...
...be forced to rename herself Grammar Nazi and...
…implode from the ensuing grammatical pressure.
The second part of their plan was to attack the (now headless) Baker Mommy Organization (BMO) by…
...eating everything in sight, becoming...
...the sworn enemy of Baker Princess after having accidentally consumed her precious "Goldie." She sent her henchman Noah to...
...cram their greedy throats with all the seeds left by Goldie's legacy--at any instant they opened their mouths. He also screamed at the top of his lungs in a barbaric yawp, causing...
...the snow in the nearby mountains to come crashing down toward the kingdom. As the people looked up in horror at the advancing wall of snow...
...as it barely missed the city. Goldie, miraculously having escaped being eaten, rides the tide, bringing behind her all the missing cooking utensils, thus restoring the natural order of things--and also bringing balance to the Force. Yeah! The End.
Hey! You can't just "The End" our story like that! I'll "The End" you!
She was "The Ended" at the beginning. Really Holly, read the story.
Actually, if you read closely, destroying the cooking utensils was part of the plan, which would lead to implosion...however, it never actually stated that the plan was carried out. In fact, you'll notice that while I give you the benefit of the doubt that you did in fact abscond with the tools, Goldie rescued them and brought them back before they would be destroyed. Therefore, I never had to change my name nor to implode.
Dang! I think she's right. Holly, 'The End' her!
Uh, okay. The End.
You know, for an all powerful master-of-the-blog, that was pretty pitiful.
Bwahahahahaha!
Is that a big enough change for you?
Umm...what did you change?
The title of the blog!
Oh, I see it now. It's a big change.
So, you're saying that for 6/6/06, The End of the blog appears?
Well, I could always delete it...
I want nothing to do with you story.
(mostly because I didn't get to add to it because I didn't check the blog for like three months. whatever)
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