Monday, May 29, 2006

Story time!

I think we should write a story. I'll start.

Once upon a time there were two very boring girls...

24 comments:

Mean Mommy said...

...named Holly and Melissa. They were so boring...

Martin said...

...they decided to liven up their lives by plotting to take down a mysterious organization whose head was known only as "Baker Mommy." First part of their plan was...

ahem. said...

...to destroy all cooking utensils in the kingdom. Without her source of baking power, Baker Mommy would...

Mean Mommy said...

...be forced to rename herself Grammar Nazi and...

ahem. said...

…implode from the ensuing grammatical pressure.

The second part of their plan was to attack the (now headless) Baker Mommy Organization (BMO) by…

Mean Mommy said...

...eating everything in sight, becoming...

Martin said...

...the sworn enemy of Baker Princess after having accidentally consumed her precious "Goldie." She sent her henchman Noah to...

Mean Mommy said...

...cram their greedy throats with all the seeds left by Goldie's legacy--at any instant they opened their mouths. He also screamed at the top of his lungs in a barbaric yawp, causing...

ahem. said...

...the snow in the nearby mountains to come crashing down toward the kingdom. As the people looked up in horror at the advancing wall of snow...

Mean Mommy said...

...as it barely missed the city. Goldie, miraculously having escaped being eaten, rides the tide, bringing behind her all the missing cooking utensils, thus restoring the natural order of things--and also bringing balance to the Force. Yeah! The End.

ahem. said...

Hey! You can't just "The End" our story like that! I'll "The End" you!

Martin said...

She was "The Ended" at the beginning. Really Holly, read the story.

Mean Mommy said...

Actually, if you read closely, destroying the cooking utensils was part of the plan, which would lead to implosion...however, it never actually stated that the plan was carried out. In fact, you'll notice that while I give you the benefit of the doubt that you did in fact abscond with the tools, Goldie rescued them and brought them back before they would be destroyed. Therefore, I never had to change my name nor to implode.

Martin said...

Dang! I think she's right. Holly, 'The End' her!

ahem. said...

Uh, okay. The End.

Martin said...

You know, for an all powerful master-of-the-blog, that was pretty pitiful.

Mean Mommy said...

Bwahahahahaha!

ahem. said...

Is that a big enough change for you?

Martin said...

Umm...what did you change?

ahem. said...

The title of the blog!

Martin said...

Oh, I see it now. It's a big change.

Mean Mommy said...

So, you're saying that for 6/6/06, The End of the blog appears?

ahem. said...

Well, I could always delete it...

skanky ho said...

I want nothing to do with you story.
(mostly because I didn't get to add to it because I didn't check the blog for like three months. whatever)