Poem

Bonnie got a new laptop for Christmas-- with wireless internet-- yay! Except, now she emails me during her classes when she is bored. This is part of the email she sent me this morning:

Holly! I am pretty bored in my class. I wish you would write something witty, humorous, and hilariously funny so that it could entertain me in this class. Please, I would greatly appreciate it.

I was pretty bored myself, so I wrote her some limericks. This is by far my favorite, but it is a bit scandalous. And also, not technically a limerick:

There once was a girl stuck in class
And she wanted a friend to harass
Her friend could not bear
To be caught in a swear
So she called her a pain in the butt